Lincoln's five older sisters: Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lynn. They were all the five head honchos of the house with Lori being the biggest of them all. And their young super genius sister Lisa was studying them from afar.
"Hmm...Leni is definitely my favorite subject, but I do believe it is time to level the playing field for all of those who came before Lincoln," she said.
She looked around in her lab and explained to the viewers,
"I know what I'm doing here is gonna be sneaky, conniving, and downright underhanded. But how else am I gonna get some results for this?"
She looked around for one of her experimental vials and wondered which one of them she would give a try.
"Let's see...already tried that one...that one was last week...there's one from before the very first episode..." she examined. She then came across one that she had tried before but was taken from Lincoln. "Ah! Here we go! This one was not properly tested."
It happened on the morning of a big school day. She remembered when she tried to use it on Leni, but Lincoln saw through it.
"This time, he won't be able to stop me," she said.
She then made a slight cackle with an evil grin to match.
She snuck into the kitchen and poured a few drops of her concoction right into the coffee that Lori had just brewed up.
"Now, we wait..." she said.
She hurried out of the kitchen while the first five sisters came into the kitchen to get their coffee.
"Okay, it should be ready by now," said Lori. "Plenty of sugar for Leni because she's so sweet..." said Lori.
"That's true," said Leni.
"French roast for Luan..."
"Oui," Luan answered.
"Dark Colombian for Lynn..."
"Gotta keep my energy up," said Lynn.
"Cream for Luna..."
"Gives it that extra zing," said Luna.
"And regular for me."
They all took a sip and were ready to get changed.
"Just a few minutes..." said Lisa.
After the sisters got changed into their usual daily attire, they were feeling a little something rumbling about in their intestines.
"Ugh...what was in that coffee?" Lori groaned.
"I don't know. You brewed it," Leni responded.
All five of them were moaning and groaning about the pain.
"Lynn...what did I tell you about the meatball subs?" Lucy reminded Lynn from the time the toilet was clogged and she and Lincoln tried to find out who did it.
"It's not meatballs this time!" said Lynn.
All of the coffee consumers ran toward the bathroom and then felt a strange sensation.
"Yo! What's going on?" Luna wondered.
"This is no laughing matter!" said Luan.
They then suddenly instantaneously bloated up to about 400 lbs each. They looked like giant sumo shaped beanbag chairs.
"Oh no! I think we just had an allergic reaction!" Leni gasped.
"Either that, or there was definitely something in that coffee," said Lori.
She then realized what could have happened.
"And I think I might know who knows what it is..."
Lisa had just witnessed the phenomenon from the other side of the hall.
"Success. It seems to work exceptionally well on humans," said Lisa.
Just then, the five of them towered over Lisa looking a little unpleasant about it.
"Hello, assistants," Lisa greeted them.
"Lisa...we know you put something in our coffee!" said Lynn.
"But we just don't know what!" Luna added.
"That's easy. My experimental bloating potion. A few drops and you have grown massive size in just a matter of minutes," said Lisa.
"I told Lucy no meatballs," said Lynn.
"But why did you do that? Look at me! I look like something I feel like I was originally going to be!" said Leni.
"Well, you recall the day Lincoln wanted to get his project ready for school and was in a hurry to do so?" Lisa asked.
"Yeah. I didn't wanna come out of my room after what Bobby told me," said Lori.
"First of all, Lori, I am quite perplexed that you were unable to identify the vocal differences between your brother and your boyfriend," Lisa revealed.
"Wait. What?" Lori asked.
"Second, I was originally going to pass off this potion as an antidote on Leni's blue epidermal pigmentation, but Lincoln had caught on and foiled my test. But now, I got a chance to try again," said Lisa.
"I don't know what this is about pigs, but you almost turned me into a blueberry that one time!" Leni brought up.
"I just had to go along with it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must begin analysis on your obese states," said Lisa.
"You can't do that!" Luan hissed.
"I can, and I will," Lisa responded.
She then got a clipboard and went into her and Lily's room.
"Get her!" said Lori.
They all tried charging in, but they couldn't as they were all too wide and flabby to pass through.
"Should've known that was gonna happen," said Luna.
"And you guys think I'm the idiot?" Leni asked.
"This will be most amusing to study," said Lisa.
So now, the five of them were pretty much gonna be stuck like that for a while.
"This is just great! I was supposed to met Bobby today to go see the new movie that was being released today about a puppy and kitten befriending one another, but I can't let him see me like this!" said Lori.
"And now I might have to go into designing plus size dresses. I'll be XXXXX Large Leni Loud!" Leni whined.
"I look more like a drummer than a guitarist now," said Luna.
"I guess we'll just have to weight out Lisa's study!" Luan snickered. "Get it?"
"I don't have to play ball. I am the ball!" Lynn griped.
Just then, the doorbell rang. Lori answered it.
"Hello?" she asked to look down and see a face she wasn't too keen on seeing. "Oh, it's you."
It revealed to be Lincoln's best friend and Lori's underage admirer, Clyde McBride. Clyde was shocked to see Lori as a giant blob of blubber.
"Uh...Lori? Is that...really you?" he asked a little shaken.
"Okay, what's your flirtatious attempt this time?" Lori groaned.
"You really let yourself go! I'm getting outta here!" Clyde said as he ran away.
Lori didn't know how to feel about this.
"Oh the one hand, that actually got him over me. On the other hand, that did seem rather insensitive to crush on me for my appearance," Lori figured.
Clyde had just ran to the corner and panted from all that running.
"That's it. I'm moving on from Lori to someone else," said Clyde.
Lucy just happened to be right next to him.
"Take me, you shallow fool," said Lucy.
Clyde yelped in horror at her suddenly appearing right next to him.
Lincoln came down the stairs and saw that the girls were all rather plump.
"Girls? Did you get yourselves rather plump for some reason?" Lincoln asked.
"Why don't you ask Lisa?" Lynn suggested.
"She did it!" said Luan.
"Well, that solves that mystery before it even began," said Lincoln.
Lisa's research was coming along rather fine in her eyes.
"Clyde has shown a rather embarrassed and petty response to the eldest he had admired for so long, now leaving him out of Lori's skin."
"So, you decided to turn our sisters into sumo wrestlers for some reason?" Lincoln asked.
"Just the ones that preceded you. Plus, you wouldn't allow me to convert Leni's body into a more rounded symmetry," said Lisa.
"That's because I had to get to school on time and you weren't listening," said Lincoln.
"So, I take it you're going to attempt to get me to revert the effect?"
"And I'm not leaving you out of my sight until you do."
"Oh, very well."
Lisa then poured glue right under Lincoln's feet. It glued so fast that he couldn't move.
"LISA!" Lincoln yelled to his super genius sister.
"Science, 1: Hairless Apes, 0," said Lisa. "Now, back to the fat farm."
The five were still sitting around the house. Not exactly literally, though.
"I might as well call Bobby and tell him to cancel our date," said Lori.
She tried to call him on her phone, but her fingers were too big for the buttons and the screen.
"I can't even hit the speed dial button for him. Lincoln! Can you tell Bobby I'm not gonna be ready for tonight when he comes over?" Lori asked.
"I WOULD, BUT LISA TRAPPED ME!" Lincoln shouted.
"Ugh...can one of you get Lana or something?" Lori asked.
"I'm trying, but I can't get up," said Luan.
"Kinda in the middle of something here," Lynn answered trying to do sit-ups to shave off those pounds.
"Well, I'm not gonna let Bobby see me," said Lori.
"I'll do it," said Luna.
Bobby came walking up the door and Luna answered by saying,
"Lori's not feeling well right now. Come back next weekend."
She then closed the door.
"Whoa. Luna really let herself go there," Bobby thought. "Must be going for a new heavyweight look."
They tried to get outside of the house one at a time as they pushed and shoved and pulled each other out one way or another. Leni landed her face right in Lana's favorite mud puddle.
"Hey hey hey! No smashing the merchandise!" Lana told her.
"At least this mud is all natural," said Leni.
A worm came crawling up her hair.
"Uh...shriek cry yell...get it out get it out...I'm too fat and out of energy to panic about that worm in my hair," said Leni.
Lana took it and slurped it up.
"Could use a little marinara, but it'll do," said Lana.
"Hey, girls. Just because Lisa turned us into human blimps doesn't meet we can't just be couch potatoes, you know," said Lori.
"You mean we should still give it a try?" Luan asked.
"Why not?" Lori answered.
"Okay, let's try it," said Luna.
Luan tried to make an update to her website to tell everyone about her new look. Unfortunately, the weight and girth took up the whole camera.
"Hey there, my fellow gut busters! And yeah, gut is definitely a term to use. I put on a little weight, and I gotta tell ya, it's a sudden change that I haven't gotten used to, but I'll make a belly full of laughs again! You'll see!" she said as she posted her update. However, it revealed to be considered her worst video yet and it caused people to unsubscribe to the site.
"No no no1 Don't go!" she begged them.
Lynn was out on track and field and couldn't really run around the track so quickly like she used to. She was trying her best, but she was just too flabby.
"Running just ain't your style no more, Lynn. Try the weight room," said the coach.
"Yeah. You could be the weight for the others!" one of her fellow jocks taunted.
"It's not my fault! It's my sister's!" Lynn roared.
Luna was on stage at a Crash 50 concert. She was jamming out with the band members singing their latest single, "Get To Know Ya". Then she got ready to do a stage dive. However, it was more like a belly flop of doom. People got out of the way and Luna crashed right onto the floor with a splat.
"And people call me Chunk," Luna's roadie Chunk commented.
"Just get me an ice pack for my gut," Luna requested.
Leni was working on some new designs for plus size women. Right now, heavy coats seemed to be in. So, she put some really heavy coats on. She even had one made for her in her color.
"Well, it looks like this Christmas, I'm gonna be filling in the role for Santa Claus," she said.
Her friends tried on the coats, but they were very heavy and padded up that they could barely move in them. And it was pretty warm out right now, so they couldn't wear them for very long.
"Do you like it?" she asked them.
They bumped into each other and fell right over.
"Oh, I'm a failure..." Leni lamented.
Lori was trying to use her phone, but her fingers were still too big.
"Why am I even trying again?" she asked.
She then let out a really big one and said,
"I can't blame it on my shoes this time."
Lisa had just been studying them so much as of late.
"Given their current obese states, it appears that they have lost some of their luster and will not be able to perform their tasks as well as they used to. It does seem to hinder their lifestyles, and I am awaiting the right moment."
"Now, I just need to see if they can attempt to shed the weigh the probably style to see if my potion can be fought back the old fashioned way," said Lisa.
The sisters were all fed up with their bloated appearance.
"We gotta get these pounds off us," said Lynn.
"But how?" Leni asked.
"How else? Just do what Lynn does," said Luna.
"And get all sweaty?" Leni asked.
"It's the only way at this point," said Lori.
So, they all tried to exercise for the time being. They didn't eat any snacks or sweets. Just parts of the four food groups and they hydrated themselves with plenty of water. But even then, they somehow gained more weight.
"I can't believe it! We weigh even MORE than when we started!" Lori griped.
"There's no way out of this..." Leni commented getting ready to sob.
"I can hardly stomach this bloated state," Luan punned.
"Well, I guess that's that, then," said Luna.
They gave up and Lisa jotted down,
"In the end of their regimen, they only increased their mass as opposed to lowering it."
"Intriguing," she said.
Lincoln was still stuck in that one spot from before with the glue still holding him in there.
"Can someone, ANYONE get me outta this?" he asked.
"I can," said Lucy right behind him.
Lincoln jumped out in fright and was free of the glue.
"Thanks, Lucy. Your little scare tactic actually came in handy for once," Lincoln thanked.
"I'll take that as a compliment. Now, if you'll excuse me, Clyde's meeting me for lunch at the ice cream parlor. Mmm...Dark chocolate fudge...my favorite..." Lucy responded as she went over to see Clyde.
"Lucy and Clyde? Well, on the one hand, at least Lori doesn't have to put him with him flirting with her anymore. On the other hand, he really should have had a better reason to crush on her," Lincoln analyzed. "But no time for that! I've got to find Lisa and convince her to get my older sisters back to normal!"
"Kids! Dinner!" Mrs. Loud called out.
"Never mind. I know where to look," said Lincoln.
At dinner, the older sisters were sitting at the grown up table.
"Gee, girls...you definitely...seem to show a little more than usual," said Mr. Loud.
"We don't want to talk about it," said Lynn.
"Let's just eat already," said Lori.
They all sat down at the grown up table ready to enjoy their meals. They were lucky that they didn't have dessert there, but tonight's dish was lobster. And they were so tempted to eat that, but they didn't want to get any fatter than they were before. Just then, before they could take a bite, the chairs couldn't support their weight and they broke under their big butts. This also caused them to fall through the floor down to the basement.
"That's it! You girls are going on a diet tomorrow!" said Mr. Loud.
"Anything to get back to our original sizes!" said Lynn.
Just as they were about to cry, there was a ring at the door. Mrs. Loud answered it and it revealed to be Bobby.
"Mrs. Loud? Is Lori here? I gotta talk to her," he asked.
"She's down in the basement, Bobby," said Mrs. Loud.
"LORI!" Bobby called out. He ran off to go see his chunky chick.
Down in the basement, Lori was so sad and dumpy.
"I just don't want to be like this anymore," said Lori.
"I don't care, Lori! I just want to be with you no matter what!" said Bobby.
"Bobby? You came for me?" Lori asked.
"I sure did, babe. It doesn't matter if you're large on the outside. I just love you no matter what," said Bobby.
He gave his girl a peck on the cheek and Lori was about to burst into tears over how happy she was.
"Oh, thank you, Bobby! You're so sweet! You're right! I shouldn't worry about how I look. Just as long as I have you," she said.
The other four smiled at this.
"Come on, girls! If she can be positive about this, so can we!" Leni told them.
"Yeah! Live and learn, hanging on the edge of tomorrow!" Luna agreed.
"No joke about that," said Luan.
"I've got other ways of participating in sports," said Lynn.
Meanwhile, at the kiddie table, Lincoln was having a little talk with Lisa.
"So, I see you managed to escape my adhesive trap," said Lisa.
"Yeah, and you really have a lot of nerve for it," said Lincoln.
"Couldn't let you get in the way of my research. I needed to see if their obese states would hinder them, and it seems that they do."
"Great. You got your data. Now will you change them back they start bringing the house down with their combined weights?" Lincoln asked.
Just then, part of the roof above the table was about to come down and Lincoln and his younger sisters got out of the way in time. Luan came tumbling down right onto the table.
"Sorry. Needed to make a new entry for my blog," she said. "Or should I say...my blob."
"That one...I'll let pass," said Lola.
"I should probably get to work," said Lisa.
So, it seemed that the girls were gonna get used to their obese states. Lori and Bobby were still dating. Now it seemed to be "Blobby". Of course, just one of them was a blob.
"So, babe..." said Bobby.
"Come on. You can come up with a cute fat nickname for me. I don't mind," said Lori.
"Okay, my chunky chick, you getting used to it?" Bobby asked.
"Well, I still need to work on my phone usage in this size, but I'm just happy you like me for who I am," said Lori.
They were at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet where Lori had one of everything on the menu for her special day out with her boyfriend.
Lynn was beginning to take up Sumo Wrestling. She spoke in a thick Japanese accent,
"Now stepping into the ring is Living Large Lynn! And her opponent, Little Lincoln!"
Lincoln was feeling embarrassed.
"Why did I agree to do this?" he wondered.
"Maisō berīfuroppu!" Lynn shouted.
She then lunged at Lincoln and slammed down onto him with a giant belly flop and flattened him like a pancake.
"Ho ho ho! And now, Living Large Lynn is now Yokozuna!" she announced in her accent.
"My back..." said Lincoln.
Leni got some new plus sized fashion designs going and her friends were starting to like it a lot more. She even drew a crowd with the obese society in that she could finally get their attention.
"Now, you can look fashionable while not minding how you look. I say it loud and proud," said Leni. It was labeled XXXXXLLL for XXXXX Large Leni Loud.
Luna was making some killer performances and still rocking on as much as ever. She bobbed her head and her belly to the beat. There were a lot stronger arms out there to catch her for a stage dive.
"Now you're making it big, Lunatic!" said Chunk.
"Oh yeah! I got the guts!" said Luna.
Luan was now back to making her vlogs. She was able to get it right this time and said,
"Now I see why you didn't like my video the last time. I was accused of trying to appease to some people, but look. I don't mind who watches my videos as long as they watch them for the sheer enjoyment they get. I am now big and beautiful, and I have a lot of jokes that make fun of myself and other people without hurting me or them. Like, I'm so fat, when I go into an elevator, it can only go down. As long as one of us tells it, we'll be fine. And for that, I'm staying this way," said Luan.
This video got a lot more positive feedback and she was getting more followers than before. Even some of them who unsubscribed subscribed back.
"I'm back, baby!" she said.
The first five were all setting on the sofa together mingling.
"Well, girls, looks like I'm now large and in charge. And this Friday night, I say we just order a pizza and watch a movie together," said Lori.
"I like the sound of that," said Luna.
Lincoln was looking on at them.
"They sure seem to have gotten used to her overweight stature," said Lincoln.
"Hey, Lincoln! You're so thin, the wind could blow you away!" Luan joked.
"Now she's working on thin jokes. Nice," said Lynn.
"I can't let Lisa cure them," said Lincoln.
"One antidote, coming through," said Lisa.
"Lisa, don't do it!" said Lincoln.
"I thought you wanted me to turn them back to their original svelte physiques," said Lisa.
"But look at how happy they are," said Lincoln.
"The experiment is over, so they can go back now."
"They don't have to!"
They fought over the antidote only for Cliff and Charles to run past their legs and fling the antidote right onto them like rain and then make them instantly turn back to their original weights.
"We're back to normal?" Leni asked.
"But I was starting to get used to it," said Luan.
"Me too," Lynn sighed.
"Well, I apologize for my previous experimental endeavor in expanding your outer appearances. It will not happen again," Lisa apologized.
"It'd better happy again. Bobby liked me even when I was fat, but Clyde didn't. Now he's gonna be all over me again," said Lori.
"And I can kiss my Yokozuna title goodbye," said Lynn.
"Time for another update," said Luan.
"So much for the extra large stuff," said Leni.
"I didn't really have much of a difference," said Luna.
They seemed down about this.
"They'll get over it soon enough," said Lincoln.
"Why must my genius go misunderstood?" Lisa sighed.
And so, after all was said and done, the sisters went back to the original versions of their lifestyles.
"At least I can use my phone again," said Lori. She then got a text from Clyde about how she was turned back and wanted her again. "But at what cost?"
"Good to be playing ball again. I do miss the ring, though," said Lynn.
"I was getting a little short on fabrics for my designs anyway," said Leni.
"No more fat jokes for me, sadly," said Luan.
"Like I said, not that much different," said Luna.
Lisa wrote down,
"In conclusion, despite the reversion to their original sizes, the subjects sure great forlorn emotions at the loss of their obesity."
"Very peculiar," she said.
The next morning, the first five were getting their coffee ready. Sure, they did miss some of the perks of their bloated stats, but at the very least, they could go back to what they did before and couldn't in their heavyset forms. They got their coffee and took a sip.
"Uh-oh...something's in it...again," said Lori.
Just then, they lost their color schemes and were nothing more than a bunch of outlines with floating eyeballs.
"LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" they all cried.
"Time for a new study," said Lisa as she jotted down notes. It was going to be another one of those days.