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BT: Candace vs Maurecia ch. 5

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Chapter 5: The Big Match

The time had finally come. The day of the match between the two femme fatales. Candace vs Maurecia. The entire match was sold out. Everyone in town wanted to see the match. Most spectators were that from the respective shows the girls were from. The manager of Waffle King and his chef were ready to announce the beginning of the match.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" the manager said over the mic. "WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE BIG THANKSGIVING MATCH OF THE WORLD CIRCUIT BOXING FEDERATION! TONIGHT, WE BRING YOU TWO REALLY HEAVYWEIGHT CHARACTERS! IN THE RED CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT...THE SIZE OF BEAR HUGGER, SHE LIKES ICE CREAM, EXTREME STUNTS, AND PUNCHING THE BOY OF HER DREAMS: "MEATBALL" MAURECIA!"
The crowd cheered for Maurecia. Especially the Wayside...side. The manager continued,
"AND IN THE BLUE CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT THE SIZE OF KING HIPPO, HER NECK STRETCHES OUT, SHE WANTS TO BUST A MOVE AND HER BROTHERS, AND SHE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT: "CANNONBALL" CANDACE FLYNN!"
The crowd also cheered for Candace. More coming from the Phineas and Ferb part.
"I'M GONNA DROP THE GUT BOMB ON YOU!" Maurecia stated.
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY BELLY TIME!" Candace iterated.
For five rounds, the girls would try to knock each other out. But which one would be victorious?

"Ding!" the chef said as he hit the bell. The girls came out, bellies waving around. This chaotic cholesterol clash was really going all out.

Round 1

Maurecia came in with a left jab, but Candace took it no problem. She was able to absorb the blow with her blubbery body. Candace tried a right uppercut, but Maurecia swayed to HER right in time. Maurecia could dodge more easily. Either way, both girls had their pros and cons. Their stamina was the one thing they needed watch for the most. If they ran out of that stuff, they'd have to rest up and quickly get up before their opponent did. They flew punches and jabs and uppercuts at each other, but neither showed a sign of fatigue or damage.
The bell went DING! And so did the chef.
"Round 1 is over!" said the chef.
Candace had more health than Maurecia, so she got the first win.
"Go back to your corners and wait for the bell!" said the manager.

During the intermission, the girls got some water.
"You're doing great out there, Maurecia. But I don't think Candace is getting tired," said Todd.
"Well, neither am I," said Maurecia.
"You're going to have to try something to get through her defense," said Dana.
"And I think I know how..." Maurecia thought.

Round 2
The bell dinged and the fight resumed.
Candace went in with a double thrust, but Maurecia ducked in time.
"What's wrong, giraffe neck? Can't hit a moving target?" Maurecia taunted.
Candace got angry and came in with a hook punch, which Maurecia blocked with her helmet.
"You don't follow safety laws, do you?" Maurecia taunted again.
Maurecia was really getting at Candace now, so when Candace got angrier, her stamina drained more. Maurecia saw this as an opportunity to strike when she was tired. But, before she could get the final blow in, the bell dinged again.
"End of round 2!" said the chef.
"CORNERS!" announced the manager.
Maurecia won this round because she had more health and landed more hits.

The 2nd intermission, Phineas wiped the sweat from Candace's head and eyes and thought,
"You could probably get at her if you gave her a fake out and got her helmet off."
"That's not a bad idea for once," Candace thought. She decided to go with that.

Round 3
At the ding, Candace came at Maurecia with another double thrust with Maurecia starting to block with her helmet, but Candace stopped just in time and punched Maurecia's helmet clean off.
"You can't skate without a helmet. It's the law," Candace taunted.
"What are you...?" Maurecia looked up and saw that her helmet was knocked clean off her head. That caused her to get mad and start her special move: the Ponytail Drill. She got her arms wrapped in her ponytail and let them spin around and around and around like the propeller blades she spun them to be. She yelled,
"PONYTAIL DRILL!!!"
But Candace dodged the attack in time and bonked Maurecia on the head. Maurecia then lost all of her stamina. So she was in a pickle. She started panting really hard.
"Now there's nowhere to run," Candace proclaimed. She also thought that without the ponytail, Maurecia couldn't hold up much longer.
But unfortunately for Candace and extreme fortunately for Maurecia, the bell dinged thus ending the 3rd round. Candace had more health, so this round was hers, like the first round.

3rd intermission and the girls did look a little tired. But there were still two rounds left, and they started to show respect for each other. But they still wanted to go out and show they can fight now matter what.

Round 4
DING! said the bell and the chef.
Candace and Maurecia were really starting to go all at it.
"You're pretty good, girl," Candace complimented.
"I can say the same for you, woman," said Maurecia.
Candace decided to use her special move: the Belly Bombardment. She embedded her boxing gloves into her belly and sprung them up at Maurecia. It was a triple bounce off there. Maurecia took every hit. They knocked off Maurecia's ribbon and released her hair.
This got Maurecia ready to fight back even without her special move. She got a star uppercut and a star right jab in and knocked out half of Candace's health.
"I don't remember having this much fun before," said Candace.
"Neither can I," Maurecia replied.
It seemed like Maurecia was about to end it. But the bell went off and Maurecia won the match with more health than Candace.
"DING!"

Final intermission and it was time to bust out all the moves.
"It's time for you..." Todd started.
"...to go all out," Phineas finished.
"And I'll do what I can..." Maurecia started.
"...to show I'm a champion," Candace finished.

Final Round
"THIS ROUND WILL DETERMINE THE WINNER OF THE TITLE OF CHUBBY CHICK CHAMPION!" the manager of Waffle King announced.
The bell sounded off and Candace and Maurecia looked at each other with looks of intrigue for each other in their eyes.
"Let this be...OUR FINAL BATTLE!!!" they yelled as they charged in. They threw punches and jabs and uppercuts at each other. Neither of them used their special moves for this fight because it wouldn't be as fun. Besides, Maurecia didn't have her ponytail for this.
The round went on the longest. They hit each other in the guts. Maurecia hit Candace's face and gave her a bit of a nosebleed. Candace was very amused. She countered that with a spinning sucker punch right in the belly. Maurecia just smiled in amusement. Then came the final barrage where they threw punches here, there, everywhere in the ring. They landed each attack perfectly. Soon, they looked pretty tired. They both panted from exhaustion and so much sweat. They didn't lose any weight despite this being a contact sport. All was quiet. Both girls then smiled at each other with glee. Then they both fell over from exhaustion and passed out.
The bell went off.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE MATCH IS A TIE!" the manager of Waffle King announced.
"First time for everything," said the chef.
"THE WINNERS OF THE TITLE FOR CHUBBY CHICK CHAMPION ARE..." he said as he got up the now conscious Candace and Maurecia "...CANNONBALL CANDACE FLYNN AND MEATBALL MAURECIA!!!"
The crowd cheered with joy. The match ended with good sportswomanship and dignity.
"Good fight, Maurecia," said Candace.
"You too, Candace," said Maurecia.
They both shook hands and held up the champion belt. It could probably help them slim down the fat they got by using it as a girdle.
"So, now that that's out of the way..." said Todd.
"...we're gonna have to do something about all that fat of yours," said Phineas. He poked at his sister's belly fat.
"You look like big old beach balls," said Dana.
"And it's not entirely healthy, despite the antidote," said Ferb.
"Yeah," said the girls.
"Let's get some waffles!" said Candace.
"Now you're talking!" Maurecia said happily.
Those two may have learned a lesson about friendship and didn't care about the waffle they fought about. They just soon started arguing over who was going to buy. Candace insisted that she buy the waffles since she was the one who wanted the best dish in Waffle King for herself when Maurecia got the last order, but Maurecia wanted to pay because she was impressed with Candace's maneuvers. Some things never change...especially when Thanksgiving is spent chowing down on waffles when you finally agree to split the bill.

End of Story
And now, the final part to :iconmikemedia:'s Thanksgiving edition of Bloatoons. Cannonball Candace Flynn vs Meatball Maurecia. Enjoy.
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AxleGrease-75's avatar
Great battle sequences, especially the final round.
It's good this story had a happy ending.
Thank you very much for these fanfics!