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Of Course You Know, This Means Flame War! Part 7

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The keys have all opened up and revealed the way to the Tower of Hate. We looked on at it and were sure to go there soon.
"Soon enough, my friends. Soon enough," I stated.
"So, you wanna make sure that no one else is insulting each other or going all out and get them on our side, correct?" Alexis asked.
"Yeah. They're my friends. Besides, someone has to knock some sense into them," I answered.
"How are we gonna do that? They won't listen to us," Myles wondered.
"They will if we can just get the right piece of evidence," I replied.

The remaining armies were lurking about and preparing to attack. Soos and Rosalina had their armies together and looked around to recruiting them.
"Okay, all we gotta do is convince the other armies that this is all a lie," said Rosalina.
"Right. And then we go to the tower and it's final boss time," said Soos.
They rushed out there on the battlefield.
"Branden and Mighty Bytes! Listen to us!" Soos told them.
Just then, they were in the crossfire and ran for it.
"As soon as you're done with your current battle!" Soos added as he ran away in the same tone of voice as his last line.
"Well, that didn't go so well," said Dipper.
"Not at all," said Luigi.
"Then that does it for me," said Soos.

Scott and Ruben had made it toward our base.
"It looks like the base is just up ahead," said Scott.
"Well, I'd better get a good word from Andy about this! Nobody mocks and disrespects my opinion without giving a legitimate reason and gets away with it!" Ruben insisted.
I stepped forth to see my good buddy Ruben.
"Hey there, Captain Falcon," I greeted him.
"I bet a lot of people will start doing a certain meme in the comments," Ruben sighed.
"Sorry about that," I apologized.
Rosewood and Housewares were alongside him.
"So, you have come to recruit us into your army, correct?" Rosewood asked.
"That's right, madame. And we hope that you will find it in your heart to join our ranks," said Shovel Knight.
"I think we can see that to be arranged. But first, how do I know this isn't a trap?" Ruben asked.
"Well, I'd probably have one lying in wait for you at the door, which I do not," I answered as we made our way there.
"I guess you got me on that one," said Ruben.
"But what about what you said at your speech?" Houseware wondered.
"That was not my doing. Someone that wasn't any of my friends at all smudged it and edited it to look like a slam on you all," I told them. "And it's in some kind of blood-like ink."
"Not ours," said the Inklings.
"So...who did this?" Ruben asked.
"Someone named Val-lition," I answered.
"Val-lition?" Ruben asked.
"Someone that sounds like someone from my past," I added.

The Loudies were still worried about one thing.
"I sure wish Lincoln was here right now," Lori sighed.
"And not under the influence of Val-lition," Leni added.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm here..." said a familiar voice.
Lincoln arrived and had that evil grin on his face.
"You're not our brother. You're Evilincoln!" said Luan.
"What?" Lola asked.
"I had to give him some sort of nickname to differentiate him with our brother. No good?" Luan responded.
"Definitely not," Lisa sighed.
"Lincoln, please! We know you're in there! If you can hear us, please! You have to fight it!" said Lori.

Inside Lincoln's subconscious, he could hear the voices in his head. The real Lincoln, still a prisoner of this whole ordeal of his mind, was starting to awaken.
"My...sisters...I need to...get to them..." he said.
He was struggling to get free with no avail whatsoever. But he wasn't going to give up.

Outside, Evilincoln, hopefully not going to call him that, was trying to cancel it out.
"It's no use! The Lincoln Loud you knew is gone! There is now...EVILINCOLN!" he declared, then realizing what he called himself, "Oh great. Now Luan's got me doing it."
"I guess it's good after all," she boasted.
"Enough! I'll see to it that I am no long an only boy, and just an only child!" said Lincoln.
He then conjured the dark arts of necromancy and summoned an army of the undead.
"Okay, I know he's evil right now, but I gotta learn how to do that," said an impressed Lucy.
"Get them, my minions!" said Lincoln.
"Sisters, attack!" said Lori.
They all charged right at the undead army with Luan swinging around her Nunclucks, Lynn with her baseball bat, Luna with her guitar, Leni with her sewing needles, Lisa with her chemical potions, Lola with her car, Lana with her tools, Lily with her drooling to make them slip, Lucy with her powers of darkness, and Lori with her big sister instinct.
"Oh, I see you all work very well together. But still, there is no way you can stop me," he said as he started taking on a new form that was twice his age now.
"Now, I'm 22 and older than you all! Prepare to see my power at its finest!" he said as he opened up his mouth to fire a blast of energy at them.

Meanwhile, Val-lition was watching it all. Whatever remaining armies we haven't recruited yet were sure to be able to go out and insult themselves.
"Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft. That's the way to tell them," she chuckled. "And now...it's time to see to it that all is lost for good."
Just then, she made a duplicate of me and told her,
"Announce to them the plan."
"Yes, mistress," said Clone Me.

The battle was raging even further than ever. Some armies had gone into hiding, but as of late, started to take charge.
"It's about time we started to take charge in this," said Adam.
"I'll say," Max agreed.
"We won't take this anymore! We just needed to wait for the right time to strike!" said Rebekah.
They started to charge toward the other armies. Rebekah had past Total Drama characters by her side, Max had his Manaphy Aqua, and Adam turned into Yellow Fire. They were all ready to fight now.
"Let's put an end to this!" said Yellow Fire.

"So sad, isn't it? Seeing them all waste their lives like that," said Galleom.
"Yeah. But right now, we just have to think of a way to get out there and show them just how silly this has all been," said Myles.
"But we have not an idea on how to do that," said Shovel Knight.
"We'll think of something," said Theresa.
"And it'd better be soon," said Rod.
Just then, my TV turned on on its own.
"Okay, who sat on the remote?" I asked.
"It wasn't me," said Emily.
Just then, the clone of me was on every screen in the entire site.
"Greetings, people of Deviant Art! I hope you are all enjoying the little war that I have declared on you all. For you see, it has been a blast letting you all suffer one after another as I have decided to now side with our soon-to-be new ruler, Master Val-lition! She will be the one to lead Deviant Art into a new era!" he announced.
"Oh, she did not!" I snarled.
"Come on, Bonita. We've got some work to do," Rod told his pit bull.
"That's it! I'm gonna give that fake me a knuckle sandwich!" I insisted.

Val-lition appeared on screen and said,
"If you want me to put an end to this war that Andy has declared, I'll be more than happy to do that. All you have to do is swear your undying allegiance to me. Only then will I truly bring peace to you all," she said.
"So, what will it be?" my clone asked me.
"THAT'S IT!" I roared.
Everyone saw on screen that there were two of me.
"Two of Andrew?" Branden asked.
"How is that even possible?" Cesar wondered.
"Listen, buddy! You are gonna get off the air and let me speak to them the truth right here, right now!" I said.
"I don't think so! I don't take orders from anyone! Not even me!" my clone refused.
"IT'S GO TIME!" we shouted to each other.

While we were fighting one another, the Loudies were having a difficult time getting through to their brother that they meant well to him and that he was being cheated of this.
"Lincoln...you leave us no choice. We will get you back one way or another...and this is the one time where meddling is gonna help," said Lori.
"You can't possibly imagine how good I feel finally getting a chance to boss you around for a change, Lori," said Lincoln.
"Well...I was born first...and you have to do what I say...and I say...SET YOURSELF FREE!!! SISTERNADO!!!" Lori declared.
The sisters summoned up their inner meddling and formed the Sisternado once again. However, it was going to take a lot of energy out of them. This force was too powerful for Lincoln to ignore.
"NO! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MEDDLE IN MY LIFE EVER AGAIN! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN!?" Lincoln asked.
"BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU!" the sisters told him. "WE ARE YOUR SISTERS AND WE ARE ONLY DOING WHAT IS RIGHT! YOU ARE BEING LIED TO AND WE WILL NEVER LET YOU GO!"

Inside his subconscious, Lincoln could hear it. They were saying it from the bottom of their heart.
"My sisters...they're everything to me. And I am not gonna take being a prisoner of a liar any longer!" he said.
He then broke free of his shackles and came forth at Evilincoln.
"WHAT?!" Evilincoln questioned.
"Give me back my life, my friends, my show, and most of all, my sisters!" Lincoln told Evilincoln as he started throwing him about.
"THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE! MASTER VAL-LITION'S POWERS ARE UNMATCHED! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BREAK THROUGH! IT CAN'T BE DONE!" Evilincoln shouted.
"You messed with my sisters. Now I'm gonna mess with you," said Lincoln.
He then headbutted Evilincoln and made him start to disintegrate.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I HAD IT ALL!!! MASTER VAL-LITION!!! I'M SORRY!!!" Evilincoln cried.
As he was reduced to dust, Lincoln said...
"I'm coming home."

The Sisternado broke up and the Loudies had used up a lot of energy from having to make two in consecutive chapters. This Lincoln they were fighting turned back into himself and the evil energy was expelled from his body.
"Lincoln?" Lori asked.
Lincoln came to and said,
"Don't ever do that again! One time on the show was enough!" he said.
"He's back!" said Leni.
They all came up to him with a group hug.
"Oh, Lincoln, bro! We missed you so much!" said Luna.
"I missed you all, too," said Lincoln.
"The Loud's are back together again," Lucy said with a smile and a tear down her cheek.
Just then, Lincoln felt something in his pocket. It was a vessel of the blood-like ink from before.
"There's our proof," said Lori.

Meanwhile, the clone me and I were fighting head to head and needed to get the news out.
"Looks like it's another one of those situations," said Rod.
"Rod! It's me! I'm the real Andy!" said one of us.
"No! He's trying to trick you!" the other insisted.
"That's a lie! He's the trickster!"
"He's the clone! I'm Andy!"
"Okay, if we're gonna do this, let's get this over with. When's my birthday?" Rod asked.
"July 28!" we both answered.
"Correct," said Rod. Then he asked, "What was my original username?"
"Dynamite64!" we both answered.
"Right again," said Rod. Then he asked, "What type of Pokemon do I always start with?"
"Grass!" one of us answered.
"Water!" the other answered.
He heard the one that said grass and said,
"Bonita, the one that said grass? Make that his ass," said Rod.
Bonita then ran up to the one that answered incorrectly and bit him in the balls. That was indeed the clone as it showed to be letting off all sorts of crazy vibes of insanity and protrusions that I would never have. It was starting to turn into dust.
"I knew you'd see through that," I told him.
"AGH! MASTER VAL-LITION! I'M SORRY I GOT IT WRONG! FORGIVE ME!" the clone cried.
But Val-lition only struck him with a bolt of lightning and erased him.
"Boy, glad that wasn't me," I sighed relieved.

Just then, the Loud's all came in and revealed the truth.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this whole war has been going on for far too long now. And to prove to you that I can agree with you all and that I made a terrible mistake declaring it, we present to you the very ink that was smudged all over my speech at the cotillion!" I announced.
Everyone was watching still slightly confused.
"So, what's gonna happen?" Branden asked.
"That's what I want to know," said Ian.
We showed the exact same ink on another piece of paper and it matched up to the speech.
"See? It was all of Val-lition's intent to break us all apart and turn us against each other by attacking with military weaponry and insults. This is not us! Val-lition must be told a lesson!" I announced.
"And we want you all to join our side!" Rod requested.
The people of the site who hadn't joined up with us yet looked at it and saw that we had found out about this and I had been in the wrong for declaring this war.
"Please...I did not mean to hurt you all. I was played for a fool. Like a puppet on a strings. Played right into Val-lition's hand. I'm not asking you to forgive me, but if you would still fight by my side, I will do what I can to earn your forgiveness," I apologized.
Everyone then smiled and saw I meant it.
"WE SHALL FIGHT WITH YOU!" they all declared.

And so, all the remaining armies joined up with us and were now going to fight by our side. Val-lition wasn't going to stand a chance from the looks of it. And from the looks of it, she wasn't too happy about it either.
"NO NO NO NO NO! This was not how it was meant to be! Now they have every single one of them back on his side!" she ranted.
Overdrive was the only one of her generals left.
"Looks like we're gonna bite the dust here. I'm bolting," he said.
"Oh no! You're not going anywhere. I'm giving you one more go. And I can just bring back those who had fallen before," said Val-lition.
She did just that and brought back the seven fallen commanders. Eight if Saturos and Menardi counted as two.
"You could have just done that before to kill them and you didn't even think about it until now? What kind of omnipotent sorceress are you?" Overdrive complained.
"I have my limitations. I can't just use it all willy nilly. Now then, all of you have one last chance to get out there and show them whatfor!" said Val-lition.
"Right!" said the Octagon.
"I wanted to fight him myself," Overdrive pouted.

The army was all assembled and it looked like we could finally get going and make our way to the Tower of Hate.
"Well, it looks like we're all set and ready to go," said Sergio.
"Now we can fight together instead of against each other," said Ian.
"Yeah, but after today, we could use a little rest," said Lori.
"Still a bit wiped from that Sisternado," said Luna.
"We understand. It's always nice to have a little rest on the eve of the big final battle," I agreed.
"Say, Galleom, like what you got there," said Branden.
"Oh, what? This old thing? I have Sheldon to thank for that," said Galleom.
"We gotta kick some butt tomorrow," said Sonic.
"What I wouldn't do to get my limb enhancers back right about now. But my Peribot will do," said Peridot.
"Val-lition wanted us all to turn on each other and see things her way. Well, no more. Tomorrow, we shall go to the Tower of Hate, step right in, teach her a lesson about what she had done, and bring back the peace to the site!" I announced.
Everyone all cheered in this rally.
"We should literally text an embarrassing photo of her to all her friends!" Lori declared.
"We should ban her for life and FROM life!" said Guts Man.
"We should dig a moat!" said Shovel Knight.
"We should take the Tower of Hate and push it off the island!" said Galleom.
Everyone had no idea what he meant by that.
"Sorry. Spur of the moment," he said.
"Come! For tomorrow, we take that tower by storm!" I announced.
One last cheer and we were off to work in getting ready.

The night before the big battle, everyone had gotten the supplies, weapons, base, and other strategical whatsits all set and ready for action. I looked on at the tower.
"There it is, eternal brobino. The symbol of all that nearly tore us apart," I told him.
"Yeah. And this time, she came back in the form of pure evil," said Rod.
"You know, those bad times she put us through have always come back to haunt me. I can't believe we almost went at each other's throats because of her."
"Well, she was wrong to do that. She was nothing but a bitch in sheep's clothing."
"You got that right. And that bitch will finally be out of our lives for good. Because she doesn't deserve us. And we don't need her."
"Hey...if we're gonna do this...it will at least be a way to put the past aside for good. And we'll do it together. Bros before hoes."
"Bros before hoes."
We shook on it and were ready to fight side by side in the ultimate showdown.

The sun rose up and everyone was having their breakfast together before the big battle.
"So, you think we got what it takes?" Mega Man asked.
"You kidding? These stories always have happy endings," said Sergio.
"Besides, we will do what we can to make this work and all of us will stay together," said Mario.
"Yeah. I'd hate to lose just one of you guys," I told them.
"We'll do it for the greater good, if we must," said Alexis.
"Now, let's get out there and rock some heads!" said Spooky and Luna.

Everyone gathered together and were now ready to fly in on some aerial vehicles to the island the tower was on.
"Okay, before we take off to the Tower of Hate...does anyone have to go to the bathroom?" I asked.
Some hands were raised and I told them.
"Okay, hurry up."
After they were done taking care of that business, it was now time to go.
"Okay, now that that's been taken care of, how about we get this party started!" I declared.
One last cheer for good luck came out and we all took off into the air to prepare ourselves for the big showdown.

Val-lition and her army and the Octagon were all awaiting our arrival.
"That's right. Come here. Come to Val-lition. I shall be more than happy to see you again after all these years," she said. "So that I may crush you like you crushed me."
Our aerial vehicles were right above the island.
"Okay, JUMP girls, get ready for our soft landing!" I told the female members of JUMP with airbags. They dove down and they all came down using them for us to land on so we could have a nice soft landing as well.
"That was quite invigorating," said Rebekah.
"You got that right," said Max.
"Now then...everyone, altogether!" said Connor.
"Stand forth! We're gonna take them down!" said his guardian Diamond Amethyst.
"Here here!" my guardian Teardrop Pearl agreed.
Val-lition's army approached us.
"Shall we?" Rod asked.
"Let's," I concurred.
"EVERY MAN AND GEM FOR THEMSELVES!" Amethyst shouted as she and the Crystal Gems rushed out to take part in this battle.

The Loud siblings were using their best traits to fight off some of the Liquid Samurais and Octarians that were defending the first line.
"Come on! We have to take this by storm right here, right now!" Lori commanded.
"YEAH!!!" her siblings agreed.
They were taking a few slashes and blasts from it, but they were okay.
"If we weren't cartoon characters, we'd be dead as door nails!" said Luan.
"Huh?" one of the Octarians asked only for Lynn to hit him with a basketball.
"Ooh! Can I have this one?" Emily asked.
"Sure. Go ahead," said Lynn.
Emily rolled up the Octarian in seaweed, garnished it with rice, and rolled him right into the others.
"Do a sushi roll!" said Emily.
Luan shed a tear of happiness and said,
"That's genius."

Galleom was showing off all of his latest upgrades that Sheldon gave him as part of his repairs. He was going warp speed in his tank form that could now make like a rocket and take off and dive down. He could detach his limbs and use them like projectiles.
"This is so fucking awesome!" Galleom cheered.
He had them all crush a ton of units.
"Wow. He really got a big boost, that's for sure," I said.
Some more soldiers were coming, but he and Alexis had this covered.
"Okay, you hellish freaks, you go boom boom now!" said Galleom.
"Sonic Boom Boom that is!" said Alexis.
She used her airbag to massive size and Galleom kicked her like a Soccer ball right onto tower soldiers that were charging at them.
"Goal!" they shouted.
He even turned his metallic parts into blades on will and pierced any who attacked him directly so they would be defeated on the spot. And finally, he opened his chest and fired a great beam at the enemy units to blow them away.
"OH YEAH! GALLEOM IS BACK, BABY!" he announced.

The Crystal Gems and the Mario Bros were taking on a flurry of Mettaurs and undead soldiers.
"Come on, you stupid hardhat! Come out and fight!" said Amethyst.
The Mettaur poked itself out only for Diamond Amethyst to hit it as well. Teardrop Pearl and Pearl took on the undead soldiers.
"The entrance is just up ahead!" said Pearl.
"We can't hold them off forever!" said Mario as he threw a flurry of fireballs at some undead soldiers.
"Come on! Let's go!" I told everyone as we charged forth. My friends, my OC's and theirs, and the Loud siblings all ran right into the tower. There were three levels to go through. The first level seemed to be a lot like a Rainbow Road of doom.
"The Painbow Road. Okay, that's not very subtle," said Sergio.
The road kept changing different colors, and the Loud Siblings decided to take this one.
"Where are you kids going?" Adam asked.
"This is going to be our thing," said Luna.
"And in the intro, I'm normal, so I should be alright," said Lincoln.

But Lincoln was wrong. Somehow, he was affected as well and he and his sisters all matched the same color as the Painbow Road as they had to take on the enemies there.
"On the other hand, I could be wrong," Lincoln chuckled.
"You will not make it through the Painbow Road!" said Val-lition's voice. "You will have to learn the secret to succeed."
The room was orange like the network their show was on. The sisters tried attacking an orange Liquid Samurai, but nothing fazed it. Lincoln punched it, and it fell. Then it changed over to a purple color. The others tried to take down a frost elf, but it didn't even get a scratch. That is, until Luna bashed it with her guitar.
"I think we know the secret to this," said Lincoln.
"Let's show them our true colors!" said Luan.
They all charged through the Painbow Road avoiding obstacles of death and traps that could easily do a character in and fought off enemies whenever the room changed to another color. Lori took Light Blue, Leni took turquoise, Luna took purple, Luan took yellow, Lynn took red, Lincoln took orange, lucy took black, Lola took pink, Lana took dark blue, Lisa took green, and Lily took violet. And they even gathered Wisp powers to their colors.
CUBE LORI
LASER LENI
FRENZY LUNA
DRILL LUAN
EAGLE LYNN
ROCKET LINCOLN
BOMB LUCY
SPIKES LOLA
ASTEROID LANA
HOVER LISA
VOID LILY

They all came out to the other side of the Painbow Road.
"You know the drill, you yellowbellies!" Luan punned as she pierced through yellow enemies. They all pressed 11 switches and activated the next level for us all to go there.
"You know, I never got why I was untouched in the intro," said Lincoln.
"Probably because you're the main one out of all of us?" Leni assumed.
"Never mind that. We're almost there," said Lori.

The second level was like a giant platform maze of some kind.
"Oh, goody. A platform maze..." I sighed.
"Just right for us," said Sonic and Mario. They both started to platform across the chasms like the trials in the Moon from Majora's Mask. Mario flew across some spiked branches, Sonic rolled and ricocheted off angled walls and they both swam through a giant tunnel of water to the point where they were already at the switch and flipped the switches together. That got us straight to the third level.
"What would we do without you guys?" Jennifer asked.
"Other than do these fun moments ourselves, that is," Mabel retorted.

The third level had a Warp Pipe that we got into. And we suddenly dropped in on the Octagon all sitting down for supper.
"Oh, I know where this is going," said Rod.
"Oh, goody! Guests!" said the Majin of Mayhem.
"We didn't expect to see you drop in," Golly punned.
"Where do you get off interrupting our feast, punks?" Saturos asked.
"You have no idea how much we went through with you," said Menardi.
"Wii r trying 2 eet hear," said Straight Sara.
"How about we work up more of an appetite with a little rematch?" Overdrive suggested.
"Oh, I like the sound of that!" said Nui.
"Okay, which one of my homeys is gonna go first?" DJ Octavio wondered.
"Hmmp...pass the salt..." said Ymundra.
Ymundra decided to go first and Rod got out his trusty hammer for this.
"Okay, one more go and this time, you stay dead, got it?" Rod asked.
"We'll see," said Ymundra.
Ymundra started rolling snowballs at Rod who bashed them with his hammer. Then the Frost Elf fired a gatling shot of icicles at my brobino which he twirled his hammer at for defense. Then Ymundra turned the whole field into ice and slammed down on it to make instant death spikes, but Rod saw right through it and bashed them up with the Caer. Ymundra busted out his double-edged snowflake boomerang tossed it at Rod only for the Mighty Lightning to twirl it back at him and knock the Frost Elf down to the side. That was one down and seven to go.

Next up was the Majin of Mayhem. He started dancing around with some elemental bubbles, and Sergio grabbed some Fairy bubbles and hit the Majin with them. Since that was his only weakness now, it had to be exploited. So many Moonblasts was all the Majin would be able to take after being cast aside.

After the Majin, it was Saturos and Menardi and their fireballs. Isaac held them back as they tried to turn into the Fusion Dragon again. Alexandrite did battle with it once again. The Fusion Dragon spammed Outer Space to keep doing massive damage. But keeping it together, Alexandrite unfused them again and won once more, making the two Mars adept Pyromaniacs go down once again.

Following them as Straight Sara who tried spamming her Final Smash because that was how she wrote herself in her insert story. But Rosalina managed to fight back with her own Final Smash, the Power Star, that caused an explosion so great that it blew her away literally.

Then we had a rematch with Nui Harime. She was ready to slice and dice and get away as quickly as possible. She was tossing the Scissor Blade like a javelin at us, but Galleom got it and slashed her up and got rid of all of her Life Fibers, thus making her naked and fall over.

DJ Octavio was up next, and he started to play some heavy beats that were very cacophonic and pumped up the volume. The Inklings fired at his weapons and blasted the volume back at him and ruined his killer wailing tracks that made him fall right out of his little ship and into the crevice.

Golly Gopher decided to make the next move with Luan ready to fight him and his posse again. She attacked with her Nunclucks, pies, seltzer water, and other pranks to stop them. They were not so funny, but Luan was hilarious. She was the one who had the last laugh on them as they fell down once again.

And last but not last, it was time for me and Overdrive to go one on one.
"You may have beaten all of the others, but I'll see to it you're roadkill," said Overdrive.
"We'll see about that," I said.
I turned into 3rd Wheel and we started wheeling at each other across the dining hall up the walls and trying to trap each other in our own wheel snares. But we got out of the way of each of them. We punched and kicked and sissy slapped each other every which way until I leaped out of the way and made Overdrive fall off the dining table and crash as he tried to make a sharp turn to run me over. I then sent him flying with the use of my oil slick right onto the crevice with the others. With that, the Octagon was defeated once again.

They were all hanging for their lives above what seemed like a bottomless pit.
"Come on, Andy! You wouldn't leave us to hang like this! Would you?" DJ Octavio begged.
"Well...one of you will stay. But the others..."I said as I pulled Overdrive up. As for the others, they all fell down to their demise.
"YOU DICK!" Octavio shouted as they all fell down.
"So, you saved me?" Overdrive asked.
"Hey, we're still rivals. Besides, I have a lot more to use for you than those others. So, it's not over between us, but right now, something else has to be," I said.
"Okay. See you next time," he said.
Overdrive took off and was ready to head out.
"You're a good sport, Andy," said Luan. She and I shook hands but then she buzzed me with a joy buzzer.
"I keep forgetting about that," I moaned.
"Yeah, you do," Luna agreed.
"Come on. The final room is just up ahead," said Rod.

We all charged forward to Val-lition's throne room at the top of the tower. The door was unguarded. Clearly, she wanted us to fight her on her own turf. We burst the door open.
"Finally...you have arrived..." she said.
"VAL-LITION! THIS WAR ENDS TODAY!!!" I shouted.
Now, it was time to decide the fate of Deviant Art once and for all.

End of Part 7
The penultimate part to my 8 year anniversary special. In it, we gather the remaining armies and convince them that this whole flame war has been nothing but a bunch of hooey and decided to take the fight to Val-lition and her army. Included are saving Lincoln, building in an unbeatable army, and least of all, a boss rush consisting of rematches with the Octagon.
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LightningRod728's avatar
We fought on a dinner table, which is somehow also a floor. Let's send Val-lition back to the pit of Hell she crawled out of!