Super Smash Drama Brawl 4

Disclaimer: This episode of SSBB contains a series of extreme stunts performed by video game characters. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you can get really messed up!

Andrew: Last time on Super Smash Bros. Brawl
*recap*
The fighters participated in a classic 1-on-1 Pokemon Battle Tournament. Sparks flew from Meowth, Snorlax was on a roll, and Bellossom had a ball. Meanwhile, Bowser had formed an alliance with Yoshi and ROB to take with him to the Final 3. The Assist Trophies had yet again failed the challenge. Bowser stole Wolf's MP3 Player, causing Wolf to lose his temper and turn against his own team, and "kindly" returned it to him. But the other Trophies voted him off for his rage. Smooth, Bowser. Real smooth
*normal*
Will the Assist Trophies ever achieve victory, or be forever stuck in 2nd place? Find out in the most dramatic square ritual yet. On Super...Smash...Bros....Brawl!

*theme sequence*

Episode 4: Target Locked

The Cafe
Everyone was at breakfast. Andrew came was stoked about today, as usual. "Fighters!" he said. "I present to you...Wario!" the Smash Balls cheered as Wario stepped in due their victory in the Pokemon fight last episode.
Wario himself was stoked! "No! No! There's no need to-okay, keep going."
The Assist Trophies were down in the dumps. They have lost 2 challenges in a row. They lost Ganondorf and now Wolf. But they all had good reasons.
"So, Trophies," Andrew started, "have you considered giving up now, or waiting until after the next challenge?"
"Don't joke about that, man," said Pit. He then flung some of his breakfast at Bowser. Bowser dodged it and let it hit Link.
"Missed me!" said Bowser.
Then King Dedede walked in but looked rather different. Someone drew glasses over his eyes while he was asleep. Everyone laughed at him.
"What's so funny?" he asked. Toon Link handed him a mirror. Dedede gasped but then smiled. "I look pretty funny."
"Now, everyone, come with me! Todays' challenge starts in 1 hour!" said Andrew.
(confessional)
Pit: We are sucking BIG time! Sure, Wolf was a deranged maniac, but he was strong and fast for us. Something tells me voting him off was a big mistake.
Bowser: Joining up with Yoshi might not have been my best idea, but he's got a cast iron stomach. He'll eat anything.
(end confessional)
Bowser turned to ROB and Yoshi and said, "Okay, let's go over the alliance's rules one more time. #1: I am the leader and you must obey my ever command. Does anyone know what #2 is?"
ROB stated, "Any and all forms and signs of betrayal will mean immediate elimination from the alliance."
"Correct." said Bowser. "And #3: I am allowed to go through your stuff at anytime, but MY stuff is strictly off limits."
"That doesn't seem fair," Yoshi pouted.
"You dare question my integrity? One rule broken and you're out."
"Sorry," Yoshi apologized.

Andrew, Galleom, and the fighters were all outside a Target Smash arcade.
"Today's challenge is a classic form of training in any Smash Bros game," said Andrew. "The Target Smash! Now the first rule of Target Smash is-"
Marth interrupted.  "Do not talk about Target Smash?" he and Luigi chuckled.
Andrew then continued. "The rules are: you will compete in matches of breaking 10 targets as fast as you can. There are 5 levels, and each level is more challenging than the last. Some targets are hard to hit and will move around to avoid hitting contact. Each fighter for a level is given lives according to the number of that level. Level 1 is 1 life, all the way to Level 5 being 5 lives. But if one member of one team loses all their lives, then the other team automatically gets the win on that level. Each team chooses one player for the level. The winner can be used in the next level if you wish. Good luck out there."

The Smash Balls
Sonic was ambitious to go. "Let me take care of this first level," he said. There was no argument that Sonic was going first.

The Assist Trophies
"We have to think," said Ness. "We aren't doing well in out team effort here. If we lose here, there's no tomorrow! We must win this challenge."
"But how?" asked Mr. Game & Watch. "They've got Sonic."
"True," said Pit. "But speed isn't everything."
"Well, in this case it is."
"Then you go out there and show us."
"All right, I will."

Level 1: Sonic vs Mr. Game & Watch
"Assist Trophies," said Andrew, "since you have lost twice in row, you will go first. Smash Balls, you wait."
"No sweat. I've got all day." said Sonic.
The game began. And Mr. Game & Watch ran across the ravine, down the hill, over the hovering platform, and up the big wall, breaking every target in sight. His time was 00:18:47.
"Sonic, you must beat that time to win this level." Andrew warned Sonic.
"Like I said, no sweat."
The game began. Sonic was moving faster than you could say "Whiplash." His time was 00:14:91.
"And the Smash Balls win Level 1!" said Andrew.
"Now that is how we do it!" said Wario to Bowser. The two high-fived each other.
Yoshi and King Dedede accidentally bumped into each other while they were walking around.
"Sorry," they both said.
"Hey, you're the big guy with the hammer," Yoshi pointed out.
"King Dedede is my name," Dedede replied.
"You're not a very nice king, are you?"
"No, I'm not. Sometimes I wish I had friends who liked me for who I am."
"Hey, don't feel bad. Just because you're a king doesn't mean you have to be mean all the time."
"It doesn't?"
"No. We can be friends to each other for who we are."
"I get it now."
"You wanna hang out?"
"Sure."
And with that, Yoshi and Dedede became friends. They left the arcade to hang out somewhere. But Bowser was suspicious. "Where the hell is he going?" he wondered.

Intermission
"Marth," said Pikachu, "we need you for the next level."
"You know," said Marth stretching his arms and kicking back, "you guys did so well on that last level, I've decided not to get in the way of the next one."
His friends thought he was being an lazy good-for-nothing today. He thought this challenge was so lame.

Level 2: Wario vs Falco
"You'll be jumping a lot here," stated Andrew.
"Piece of cake," bragged Falco.
"Oh this is gonna be a slam dunk," said Wario
The game began. Falco was jumping high and attacking his targets from afar with his blaster to save time. But when he came to the rolling crate, he accidentally broke it, rather than rolling it off. That cost him time. With the last target smashed, his time was 00:26:56.
When Wario's turn came up, he was crunching on the targets, and farted on a couple. He got the crate thing done successfully, thus letting the crate break the last 2 targets. His time was 00:23:30.
"And with that, the Smash Balls do it again! If they win the next level, they win by default." Andrew warned.
"Well, well, well. This is all too easy." said Bowser to Toon Link. "So easy, it's boring. We'll win again."
"Don't count on it. It's not over yet!" exclaimed Toon Link. Bowser smiled sneakily. Then TL thought, "It's over."

*commercials*

Intermission
"Okay," said Toon Link, "we have to do something or we lose the challenge...again! There needs to be someway we can figure out the next maneuvers."
Jigglypuff smiled casually and smiled, "Well, I might have a way to move around in the next leve."
"You do?" said Snake.
"Mm-hmm." said Jigglypuff.
"That's right!" said Lucario. "Jigglypuff can fly around at a good speed for a few good flaps."
"And her speed is good too," Ike pointed out.
"Then it's settled." said Toon Link. "Jigglypuff, you're in the next level."
Bowser went out of the arcade to see what Yoshi was up to.

Level 3: Diddy Kong vs Jigglypuff.
"All right," said Andrew, "let's get this over with."
The game began. Jigglypuff launched off the catapult shooting thingy and landed firmly on the ground. She was fast! She could puff up and "Pound" any target she saw. Her time was 00:19:44. The Assist Trophies cheered.
The other balls gave Marth a glare.
"Oh, sorry. Woohoo! Yeah, way to murder those targets!" Marth said trying to "encourage" the other fighters.
When Diddy tried it, he spent too much time charging up his peanut popgun on the target below the spiked wall. His time was only 00:21:77. "Oh no! I lost this one!" Diddy shouted. The Smash Balls gasped with astonishment.
"Try to give more "Oomph!" will ya'?" said Marth, trying to be "supportive".
Bowser glared at Marth. "What's wrong with you?" he asked.
"Time attacks," said Marth, "not my forte, you know."
Everyone wasn't happy with him.

Intermission
"Jigglypuff, that was great!" said Nana.
"We are most impressed." said Popo.
"I think you should do the same thing again," suggested Samus.
Meanwhile, Bowser saw Yoshi hanging with King Dedede. He was shocked.
"And sometimes I wish I was born a girl, and maybe I wouldn't be so evil," said King Dedede.
"Well, you'll find your calling one day." Yoshi said comforting the big bird.
"Thanks."
"No problem."
"O-HO-HO!" said Bowser. "So, this is what I find! What are you doing with this guy?"
"We were just hanging out," Yoshi said innocently.
Bowser grabbed a barrel and said, "I found a target my own to smash!" Then he threw the barrel right at Dedede. Then they all went back to the arcade.

The arcade
"Now, SIT!" commanded Bowser. Yoshi sat down. "How are we doing?" It was shown that this time, Luigi lost all his lives this time, losing one for the Smash Balls.

Intermission

"Come on, a little effort out there, people!" said Marth.
Bowser glard at Marth again.
"You know, you could actually help us out!" said Bowser.
"You've got this under control, I'd just get in the way," said Marth.
Marth got hit by a Mr. Saturn conveniently placed on the level.
Bowser laughed and said, "You're right. Time attacks aren't your forte."
When Dedede returned, Captain Falcon was not impressed with his absence. "And just where have YOU been?" he asked. "You weren't with that dinosaur, were you?"
Dedede tried to hide it. "NO! Maybe...SO!?"
Captain Falcon said, "He's a tricky devil. He could've gotten you to spill the beans on our weaknesses to him." Yoshi was then seen picking his nose with his long tongue. It was truly disgusting.
Then Link hit a Cracker Launcher right at Pit.
"That's for the food," said Link.
"Bwa ha ha ha ha! You just pissed off the wrong warrior!" said Wario.
Jigglypuff was too tuckered out after the last level to do this. She couldn't very much continuing floating, or she'll lose too much air, what with her being a Balloon Pokemon.
"This is not good," said Olimar.
"We need someone who works well in the air. Someone who floats."
Dedede realized he can float. "I'll do it!" he exclaimed.
The other Trophies were shocked.

Level 5: Charizard vs King Dedede

"Fighters!" said Andrew, "time to bring this donation to charity, and give it all you got!"
The game began. Charizard was ripping those targets apart with its claws. It burned those hard to reach ones with its Flamethrower attack. Its time was 00:37:11.
"Dedede," said Toon Link, "the time to beat is 37:11. You'll have to avoid one life loss-"
Falco interrupted, "Which we KNOW will cost you-"
Toon Link continued, "and break the targets under Charizard's time. Can you do it?"
Dedede answered, "Definitely."
It started off well with the drop, the floating, the constant lifts and the targets above the arches. But when it came to the last 2, he only had 4 seconds left. Then he saw a Beam Sword and quickly threw it at only 1 second left and broke them both. His time was...00:37:10!
"And as a miracle by one microsecond, the Assist Trophies win!" Andrew congratulated.
The Assist Trophies were proud of Dedede. So was Yoshi.
"Smash Balls, what happened?" asked Andrew sarcastically.
"It's not my fault you gave it your all but still screwed up." said Marth, who was being glared at by everyone else. "What?"
(confessional)
Dedede: (eating a bag of chips) Yup, everyone was impressed to see how I won the Target Smash game. We came from behind. And I also made a new friend. I have a feeling it's only gonna get better.
(end confessional)

The Town Square
The Smash Balls were the victims for the first time in the game. "Surprised to see you all here." said Andrew blatantly. "I have 17 stock balls. When I call your name, come and receive a stock ball. The fighter who does not receive a stock ball must immediately return to the Harbor of Failure, catch the boat of losers, and leave. And you cannot come back...ever. The stock balls go to...Mario...Luigi...Diddy Kong...Bowser...Peach...Donkey Kong...Red...Fox...ROB...Meta Knight...Kirby...Pikachu...Wario...Link...Zelda...Sonic..." It came to the last stock ball. "And the last stock ball goes to..." Yoshi was scared, but Marth looked confident. "Yoshi." Yoshi was excited, and Marth was flabbergasted.
"I can't believe this!" said Marth in a tantrum. "You just voted off the person with the most skills in the entire team!" But everyone just booed at Marth and threw their stock balls at him really hard.
"You need to learn a little something called Respect & Teamwork, buddy" Sonic yelled back! Everyone else cheered.
"Fine, whatever, I'm outta here," said Marth as he walked off.
"Okay," Andrew said, "That wasn't the most dramatic ritual yet, but I still get paid. Cha-ching!"