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If Wreck-It Ralph Made It Into Smash Bros

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Trailer

It starts off with the usual premise of a game of Fix-It Felix, Jr. where Felix fixes up every window in the apartment building and the Nicelanders toss Ralph off the building and into the mud. Once again, this agitates Ralph until he hears someone coming and notices some Nintendo stars. Mario, Donkey Kong, Bowser, Link, Samus, and Pit show up in their original NES forms and Mario tells him to come along. The game suddenly changes to the HD aspect of the game.

Ralph: You really want someone like me to join you? *shakes mud off* This could be my big chance. Count me in!

Wreck-It Ralph Crashes the Party!



Many of Ralph's fighting aspects are then shown as the lyrics to Wreck It, Wreck-It Ralph play

-Ralph standing on top of the apartment building
-Fighting Donkey Kong
-Fighting Bowser and rolling past him and hurling a brick at his shell
-Climbing up a cliff and attacking with a cartwheel on Mega Man
-Grabbing Pac-Man, carrying him to a ledge and tossing him off
-Flexing his muscles to Rosalina and Palutena
-Punching a pile of bricks right in Marth and Shulk's faces
-Spinning his fists around like Donkey Kong (or Zangief) at Link
-Posing with Sonic
-Getting stuck in a Pitfall by the Villager and then coming out and scaring him
-Squatting down and then rising up to smack one on Little Mac
-Trying to fight the Wii Fit Trainer only for her to get out of the way quick enough
-Fighting at Fix-It Felix, Jr. with an 8-Bit version of himself raining down bricks on any unsuspecting victims who would run into them
-Fighting through Game Central Station with different Nintendo characters below
-Fighting in Hero's Duty with a series of Cybugs swarming in
-Fighting at Sugar Rush with some of the racers coming in to run him and/or the other players over
-Getting a Smash Ball and raining down a ton of bricks, trapping those who get hit by said bricks inside a brick wall and then punching through that brick wall with his fists

Wreck-It Ralph is a giant of a man
Nine feet tall with really big hands
Living in a stump on his very own land
Until his world went crazy

He was minding his own business on the day they came
They showed a piece of paper saying “Eminent domain”
They built an apartment building saying progress was to blame
So he got mad
And he turned bad
Brick by brick, he’s gonna take his land back!

Wreck it, Wreck-It Ralph, as fast as you can
You know you can do it with your colossal hands
Don’t let Fix-It Felix and that building stand
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)
I wreck it (I wreck it)
I fix it (I fix it)...
You fixed it!

Super Smash Bros for Nintendo 3DS/for Wii U



Ralph is ready to leave Niceland until someone comes driving in. It is none other than Vanellope Von Schweetz

Vanellope: Ralph, my man! I heard the news! Need a hand here?

Ralph: No thanks. I got this covered. But you know, maybe I can find a part for you. But one thing's for sure, I'm gonna make it big now.

Fade out

Stages

3DS: Fix-It Felix, Jr.

This stage takes place at Niceland in Fix-It Felix, Jr. and an 8-Bit Wreck-It Ralph is wrecking the apartment building with some bricks coming down while Fix-It Felix is fixing the windows that Ralph shatters. While he's fixing it, watch out for the bricks that fall and the ducks that fly across. Sometimes, there's a pie for you to eat and gain temporary immunity like with a Starman only you flash rainbow colors instead. The sequence goes on and on until the match is over.

Wii U: Game Central Station

This stages has you on a set of platforms with different Nintendo characters coming in and out of tunnels (in place of some other gaming features to avoid copyright problems) and will take you to one of three games temporarily.

Fix-It Felix, Jr.

Same as in the 3DS version, only temporarily.

Hero's Duty

A ton of soldiers are fighting off a swarm of angry Cybugs. Some cybugs, including a giant one will try to swoop in and snatch the fighters away off the field like the Beetle item. Sergeant Calhoun will come in and blast the Cybugs if she is there on the field. She won't always be there.

Sugar Rush

This game has you going through the whole track, avoiding the racers who drive on by as well as some of the sugarcoated obstacles that cam come your way such as cherry bombs and jawbreaker boulders. Vanellope herself doesn't appear on this course because she has a role as an Assist Trophy.

You'll be taken out of a game after one playthrough and move onto another.

Assist Trophy

Vanellope Von Schweetz: Vanellope comes in on her go-kart and starts racing around the course, hitting all of the opponents of the fighter who summoned her and will not stop until she brings her cart to a halt. All the while, she will taunt the opponents as well.

Stage Songs

3DS: Wreck-It, Wreck-It Ralph
Fix-It Felix, Jr. level theme

Wii U: Wreck-It, Wreck-It Ralph
Sugar Rush
When Can I See You Again?

Taunts

Up: Ralph flexes his muscles
Left or Right: He holds up two bricks and juggles them for a brief moment
Down: Does his "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" pose

Moveset

Special Moves

Standard: Brick Toss: Ralph will toss a brick at his opponents. He can charge it up to throw it farther away.
Standard 2: Triple Brick Toss: Three bricks are tossed. One low, one high, one center.
Standard 3: Big Brick Toss: He throws a giant brick that doesn't go as far but does more damage
Side: Side-fist: He throws his fist to the side.
Side 2: Double Side-fist: Both fists are thrown
Side 3: Giant Side-fist: His fist is now huge and hard to avoid
Up: Human Propeller: Similar to Donkey Kong's Spinning Kong, Ralph spins around and can save himself this way.
Up 2: Sky High Propeller: Ralph flies much higher but deals less damage
Up 3: Speedy Propeller: Ralph faster but doesn't get as much height
Down: Brick Barrage: Ralph will pound the ground and start sending bricks flying until he stops. The players take damage from his fists and/or bricks.
Down 2: Junk Barrage: All sorts of junk will come flying out akin to the bricks some will do more damage than others
Down 3: Brick Shower: The bricks will start coming out in bigger groups at a faster rate for multiple hits.

Final Smash: Final Wreck-ening: Ralph shouts "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" and showers a ton of bricks down on his opponents. Any opponents the bricks fall on are trapped inside a brick wall which Ralph then punches in a cinematic shot with a big grin on his face, sending off any players who were unfortunate enough to fall victim to this attack.

Trophies

Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph is a giant of a man who once lived in the woods but lost his home to some contractors. His home was replace with a set of apartments, and now Ralph is furious and wants to destroy the building to reclaim his land. But not if Fix-It Felix, Jr. can stop him! Ralph once tried to become more than a villain but soon realized he is bad and that is good. He is not good, and that's not bad. There is no one he'd rather be than him.

Wreck-It Ralph (Alt): Tired of seeing red with Ralph? Then try giving him a sporting new look for him to try out. Ralph is a bit of a heavyweight and a powerhouse, much like Donkey Kong. He can hit hard and stay as long as he needs to. Speaking of Donkey Kong, is there some kind of connection between the two? Probably just my imagination.

Final Wreck-ening: Ralph's Final Smash and it's a real blockbuster. Ralph will start to rain down a pile of bricks and if anyone gets caught under them, they will be encased inside a brick wall and Ralph will come out punching the bricks away in a cinematic style and blow those suckers away! He's gonna wreck 'em if they're not careful!

Fix-It Felix, Jr.: The star of Fix-It Felix, Jr., Felix patches up the damage that Ralph causes to the building he and the citizens of Niceland live in. With his golden hammer and a slice of pie, Fix-It Felix can fix it! Even though enemies in-game, in reality, he and Ralph are good acquaintances. It's just part of the job at the arcade. But one question remains. Whatever happened to Fix-It Felix, Sr.?

Gene: The landlord of the apartment building Fix-It Felix lives in. He has a strong dislike to Ralph due to his usual antics of trying to destroy the building. He's just doing his job that everyone in the building is nice and safe and wants Ralph to know that he is not more than a baddie. But sometimes, he can be pretty mean to Ralph. The big lug has feelings too, Gene!

Sergeant Calhoun: Her real name is Tamora Jean Calhoun, and she is a sergeant of a band of mercenaries in a grim apocalyptic land in the game Hero's Duty. She is a bit headstrong and ill-tempered, but don't look at me for that. It's the Cybugs' fault. Her fiancee was eaten by a Cybug and she swore vengeance on the whole species. Soon enough, she met Fix-It Felix, Jr. and the two of them finally tied the knot. When's the honeymoon?

Cybug: A species of metallic and insect-like features. These nightmares are the cause of Sergeant Calhoun's bitter nature and she wants them all dead. D-E-A-D. Dead! Anyone who can help her squadron take out these monstrosities deserves to be called a hero. But whatever they consume, their body shall take form of. So, watch out. Fight off these creatures and make your mama proud!

Vanellope Von Schweetz: The best racer and star of Sugar Rush. Or at least she used to be until Kind Candy came and disrupted her coding. Vanellope was turned into an outcast and lost most of her memory until Ralph showed up by accident and decided to help her. When she entered a race and won, it was revealed that she was the true ruler of Sugar Rush as their prin-no, their president. Vote Vanellope for '16!

King Candy: The assumed ruler of Sugar Rush but not really. This strange man says that Vanellope is nothing more than a glitch and if she were to win a race, Sugar Rush would be ruined. He has made it his job to keep Vanellope out of the racers and make sure the game is aline. But there's something about this guy that makes him come off more bitter than sweet.

Taffyta Muttonfudge: One of the top-ranked racers in Sugar Rush, second only to Vanellope. Taffyta may come off as a bit of a mean and harsh kind of girl, but she wasn't aware of what happened with Vanellope as she lambasted the poor girl. Taffyta can race very well and can be friendly, but doesn't show it as often. When she learns of Vanellope's true origin, she is happy to finally know the truth and sad that she thought she would be executed. Yeesh. A little bit too far there, don't you think, Van?

Turbo: The former star of the defunct game TurboTime. No, it has nothing to do with BurgerTime. Turbo was a top-notch racer who would always feel "Turbo-tastic" about being the best racing character of all time. That is, until, other racing games started to come along and leave his game in the dust. And he swore vengeance on any and all other future racing games. I even heard that he has developed a bit of a sweet tooth. Why do you suppose that is?

Surge Protector: The main chief of security at Game Central Station. This man is here to make sure that any and all game characters come out of other game worlds clean and free of outside items. He also does his best to see that all games are in order and nothing is amiss. He has a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. He gets a lot of hate comments, though.

Palutena's Guidance

Pit: Who the heck's this guy? I've never seen him before.
Palutena: That's Wreck-It Ralph. He's a bit of a celebrity.
Pit: A celebrity, huh? You think he'll give me his autograph?
Palutena: Maybe. He was in a movie about video game characters. Even some of them you may recognize from here.
Pit: Wow! Were Mario and Donkey Kong in it, too?
Palutena: No. Mario couldn't make it and I don't think Donkey Kong was anywhere in sight. But I did see Pac-Man and Sonic.
Pit: Really? That's a bit of a bummer that one of Nintendo's biggest stars couldn't see this guy. Speaking of Donkey Kong, doesn't this guy remind you of him?
Palutena: Well...I do see the similarities. Ralph's game focuses on him trying to destroy an apartment building that was build over his own home in the woods.
Viridi: Ooh! I like this guy's style. Demolishing a building that was put right on top of his home. Maybe I should recruit him into the Forces of Nature.
Pit: What are you talking about?! There are people living in that buildilng!
Viridi: Well, it's not like the humans have done any better with this land themselves!
Palutena: Anyway, much like Donkey Kong, Ralph hits hard and is hard to knock off. He also has a tendency to throw around bricks for his attacks.
Pit: Where does he even get all those bricks away? Maybe he took a few from that building?
Palutena: Just stay focused and don't get wrecked out there.
Pit: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
Viridi: You don't do his catchphrase justice.
Pit: He's not gonna sue for copyright infringement, is he?
Palutena: I could really go and see a movie right about now.

FINISH
With Super Smash Bros for Wii U right around the corner and the 3DS version already out and the full roster already revealed, I felt like I should do this for the biggest video game movie star I have ever met. Someone who did video game movies right. And that is none other than Wreck-It Ralph. With a trailer, stage, moveset, set of trophies, and guidance from Palutena, I have here ideas of what would have happened if ol' Ralphie got in.

NOTE: Yes, his trailer does start off similarly to that of Duck Hunt, but I felt like it also fit him pretty well in this kind of situation. Maybe even a little bit more.

NOTE 2: If there is anything you think I may have missed, speak now, or forever hold thy tongue. I shall add it in if you speak now.

Wreck-It Ralph (c) Disney
Smash Bros (c) Nintendo and its subsidiaries
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